Summoning – Cognitive Imbalance, is designed as a Sonic Facilitator to the summoning of abstract mental states and the ability to put your self in the place of narrow minded idiots and pointless humans. The benefits from such experience can be both tormenting, surreal and allow for the easy and absolute misjudging of all people, situations and things. The reflective state you pass through on the route to reasserting cognitive balance, should you have had it in the first place, allows for cognition nearing the fabled and never-maligned-enough concept of enlightenment, although this is usually limited to a specific number of issues or things that were most proud in your thoughts and emptiness.
We must advise caution to those of you that exist in a permanent state of cognitive imbalance, although, only because we are ethically obliged to. What we really say to you is, use this ritual aide, it is for the best for all of us. Your absence could only improve the world. Die, mindless, ignorant, arrogant fools.
Use as required. Those with cognitive imbalance need only use this ritual aide once, and then await the joyous and wonderful results.
Listen with minimal distraction, ideally in low light or darkness, and at an enveloping volume. Can be used with or without actual Summoning Rituals and similar.
Loop as needed.
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Summoning 6 – Cognitive Imbalance
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Summoning 5 – Creative Writing
This summoning ritual aide was requested by Kontoh, and whilst it was developed for his use, can be used by anyone conducting any kind of creative writing. NOT FOR USE WITH ACADEMIC WRITING.
Summoning – Creative Writing, is designed as a Sonic Facilitator to the summoning of creative ability and essence to function whilst writing, and serves to manifest itself to captivate and invent, as required and nonsense. This summoning aide can be extremely powerful and convoluted, and should require caution, although we suggest throwing that to the wind and seeing what may come. Intensive use can lead to texts which seem fabulous, but are in fact merely shit and boring writing likely to be considered exceptionally fine literature, as considered by literature types and academics. Use as you wish, but be aware of the power and perceptual distortion that can cloud your on rationality.
Apply at least twice a week, or a maximum of twice a day for ordinarily desired results. Can be lsitened to whilst in sleeping or waking phases. Should be used at double volume whilst in a sleeping phase. Not to be used with automatic disengagement switches of any kind, and these only serves to piss us off, and can disrupt the function of the desired summoning, unless you are engaged in abuse or have a destructive intent.
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Asteroid
Summoning – Asteroid, is designed as a Sonic Facilitator to the summoning of Asteroids for both Destructive and Research purposes. Efforts to ensure that Asteroids are returned to their correct locations, so as to avoid perplexing astronomers.
Listen with minimal distraction, ideally in low light or darkness, and at an enveloping volume. Can be used with or without actual Summoning Rituals and similar.
Loop as needed.
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Wireless Reception
Summoning – Wireless Recpetion, is designed as a Sonic Facilitator to summoning more or improved Wireless reception for all kinds of modern technology and needs.
WARNING: Unlike most of our Summoning Aides, all ritual and summoning activity MUST be completed before the Summoning Aide is finished. Once all the sound is completely, COMPLETELY inaudible (at the end of the Summoning Aide), continuing aspects of the ritual and summoning WILL allow the unrestrained entry of The Wireless. Horrific creatures from the Wireless Dimensions that only leave to force “flesh creatures” or humans, through the ether with most unpleasant results.
We except NO resonsibility for such happenings.
We urge parties to practice and rehearse their rituals and summoning practices so as to ensure that all is completed with plenty of time to spare.
Listen with minimal distraction, ideally in low light or darkness, and at an enveloping volume. Can be used with or without actual Summoning Rituals and similar.
DO NOT LOOP FOR RITUAL SUMMONING PURPOSES. Loop as needed for listening.
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Death
Summoning – Death, is designed as a Sonic Facilitator to summoning death, for either use on yourself, others, or for purposes of negotiation, or any of numerous other uses. Popular as an inverted portal or gateway that allows an individual to explore death.
Listen with minimal distraction, ideally in low light or darkness, and at an enveloping volume. Can be used with or without actual Summoning Rituals and similar.
Loop as needed.
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