Announcing the INAUGURAL, Annual Tour of Importance. To be held in Sydney, and conducted by Lucas Darklord, corporate tyrant, and both destroyer and rebirther of all sound.
Thursday March 10, 2011. Sydney CBD. Starts, 12:30.
Find out all the most IMPORTANT things there are to know about Sydney.
…Marvel as you are taken places you never dreamed of.
Be amused by the endless staring and attempts to not be seen to be staring.
Have your life forever changed by being in close proximity to Lucas Darklord.
You will meet Lucas Darklord in Martin Place, Sydney, at the intersection with Pitt Street, on the fountain side of the intersection, between 12:15 and 12:30 (midday), Thursday March 10.
The Tour will begin at 12:30 sharp. Do not be late.
The duration of the Tour will be approximately one hour, although, depending on circumstances, it could be longer.
There is provision for additional time or services to be negotiated. This should be discussed at the time.
You will not be required to spend any money, and will not need any specific items or trappings.
You may be given tasks to complete by Lucas Darklord, you will not need any specific Certificates or training to complete these tasks.You will not be required to do anything you do not wish to do.
Devices with which to record your personal experience could be a boon. Exuberance and apparent interest will help you to stand out. You are encouraged to make your own decisions.
“This is certainly not an event to miss.”
“I can’t make it, but I am encouraging all my friends with functioning brains to go. Then I can commit suicide having been informed of exactly what I’ve missed.”
“Heard about some people not going, but they were obviously stupid, so that’s why then.”
“Mr. Darklord refuses our corporate sponsorship. He didn’t want our money.”
“Oh yeah, this is going to be…”
We respectfully request that you invite those that you feel would benefit from this experience, and those that would make excellent corporate lackies and yes-men. Suits not required.
The Crypt Designers Guild is unable to accept any responsibilty for you. Attendance is your choice, and actually nothing to do with us. Occult related prizes are a slight possibility.
All are welcome, at least once.
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