Chronicles of Lucas Darklord : Issues of Communication

Note: The following records, which we have managed to extract from the powers that be via the so-called ‘freedom of information act’, refer to specific people, places and institutions. This is one of many documents that mention Lucas Darklord, whom we believed to be a hero, or some such, of corporate mythology. Although, now we are starting believe that Darklord is in fact no myth, and may even walk amongst us this very day. The others in this record have so far escaped identification.  Still, there is much insight to be gained from this record, and much wisdom. To this date we have found not a single document or record written by Darklord or any of his staff, only the records of others make reference to him, and in each case, one encounter, a final encounter is described. We have not adjusted the record in any way, so as to preserve the truth as it was written.

We hope that you have no trouble in navigating this ancient, and remember one word after the next.

Reflect on meaning and what you have learned at the conclusion.

 

Eh.. goes well….  you have an intention….  Once again I look at myself pushed to make of one, what that much hatred and chose ev’r to move my heaviest ones from my throne of bovine skin in order to explain the world to the less capable minds (ah.. I am ev’r guilt they are scopes of the good God, and are not imperscrutable).

Here, as the things are agape and the accounts call, INDEED: Yesterday afternoon I was only around until the 18th, nobody with which except them, and then I decide to make a stroll to Britain to search for some new, to help and in which reinvigorate the flame of the honour and the law, when hardly outside our city I encounter an Accountant and I say to it: “In the name of the corporate laws which bind us all, I command that you collect the challenge!” and he promptly retorts: “Asp! They are not a new! You have journeyed in vain and searched out only the weak and the straw filled ones. Such will only serve to cut through the laws and merely use honour as a shield.” To this point I make excuses of my staff for the error… bubbling the fate that I stretched not to attack for the first, there am I, offering greetings to you in front of the mock ups and stains and I have been lent, though now stolen and owned a pair of basic doubts upon these games.

To this point I decide to make a jump to the tops in order to, at a distance, study the dynamics of the forces of the enemy, remaining, approaching, and I see a ghost on a corpse, Lucas who dark and crouching with the legs of the horse of the accomplice who had slain it.  The ghost is approaching towards me, we move ourselves inside of our city, the rant and the fact are explained to me:  Sovereign is called  ev’r new a being that ev’r be atrociously murdered and looted ….. I do not want myself here to be pronounced that which is better!

Then I ask kindly the Accountant that I had as soon as helped to go to me to call the account that they were loathe to understand if they were aware of their deplorable action….(IT! AND THEY WERE!).

 

Lucas Darklord and others arrive at our city walls that, in living memory, burn fiercely with the face of enemies, and that when they understand me, the essence of the speech of our city is such as to cause issues of communication (therefore I have not been able myself to read their names).  To this point in front of our city, one other new order and a sure Thaumrhan (a weapon with the shield order regarding which, as I have said , is dark and leaves nought but objects of culture and various value, and to my warning it has a dark shell of the order of my grandmother….and my grandmother is the order ALL dark and of the last blood taken, often!).

I am about  to explain to Lucas the gravity of its gesture, also, perched and crouching, liquid blades, contracts and scribes, legal minions and essential staff. When, I moved from likeable to elsewhere, to a house mine with a great Accountant that explained to me how much he was proud of the fact that the accounts they had assimilated, the moral principle second which not ev’r was or would be convenient for any back road or tactic, regardless of player or folly, when …..  without sign or signal the Darklord attacks with it’s record player of sterile insults and mere provocation, and yet my staff become agitated.

Who knows to me and/or SHE HAS KNOWN ELSEWHERE knows to ME, ghast and life are useless with….Sovereign the destroyer… he who has not given or bled, never!  Not at all a problem…  I decide to try one move:  I propose to Darklord to accept its challenge (also to knot and tie in cords the same as it has brought back) on the condition that he make the names of the others two, that if they were spun of it in the way that our city did, and if it had intention to express it’s sorrow in a topic on this powerful instrument that ev’r be this forum of corporate affairs, could have made it in an articulate way at the bottom by affixing the OWN and TRUE names of the participants.  The problem to this point is made further delicate….perhaps very lost in the Darklord from wanting to reason and to contract to our scale and begins to insult our sexually agile woman, but I dream,  and answer it for the rhymes and I make it to pass for what ev’r it may: a child repressed with one curse of infinite  (******) passwords.

Once obtained well and with that I wanted and I follow my adversary but the warning that is not equipped, but that I indeed have. I lean six hundred empty bottles left from my recent passion alchemy, but it prevents me from putting them down… perched ev’r brave and he does not have fear of me.  The crash begins and I must say that if ev’r be loyal if pent it and be it with dark, pernicious and famous that the other accountants were around and tried the new “that it has made the spy”….  to this point I decide to make the leap in order to cover the new and, (sigh) I have recumbered in order these very three times….but I was attended!!! I was fighting over the mock ups and recumbent of under where I have staff mine and toil for the quest. And thus with ahead behind… I pull to me and I lean all the packs and the loaves of which I am one, and cases of nearby cities that I have still not understood, who ev’r may, but our city goes away (the spineless and hairy after, and in the battle pressed ones of the corporate-less of nearby cities).

I had made us! And from my point of view some staff helped, instructed, and saved by a weak person who had endured a soporific enema, and moreover I had struck a perplexion.  Perched by gentleman, and the perplexion amuse themselves as if he kills and to have frustrating and indeed to find itself an enemy who never does fall, much like Rocky Balboa when your only weapon is a pair of demagnetised credit cards, and that to the fine ones he escapes with and to.  Perched? Only tried to imagine THAT, WHAT, and with which all of the rain and reign, in and through the so called ‘corporate affairs’ and the PROFIT COST TO DARK, THAT HALF HOUR DUEL IN TERMS OF POISONS, CONTRACTS, LAWYERS AND DARTS….the world-wide conflicts, mediated and mediated and mediated… this is ev’r the strategy we are calling wearing down tactics (and the mediators, however base and fixed upon this strategy, are like wanted and sinful staff vying and carefully climbing all stairs, bundles of paper and items of technology)… the players of games of strategy whom you will use to scribe and strategise, they will orbit here and on further city walls and will have understood me in my call to flight, but as I had premised, the clement Gentleman is not ev’r with all when it distributes all grey matter. The players will have understood, but not once even recognised or even thought of a loss or a history that will now stand empty. Consumed and digested by folds of paper, once thought to be like a womb, until the rapid corrosion and disintegration of the city and the very ground upon which we stood. Still, I stand. Ev’r shaky and yet frozen. For even now, I am told there is value in my position and I am offered a number of liberties as rewards, and assigned a value and given rights to contract and conduct. These I accept, for to refuse would be unthoughtful.

 

My premise provides a comfort of sorts.

 

The clement Gentleman is not ev’r with all when it distributes all grey matter.

 

The accountants still orbit this city, and they can be seen from afar. Know us by this.

The INAUGURAL “Tour of Importance” (Sydney)

Announcing the INAUGURAL, Annual Tour of Importance. To be held in Sydney, and conducted by Lucas Darklord, corporate tyrant, and both destroyer and rebirther of all sound.

Thursday March 10, 2011. Sydney CBD.  Starts, 12:30.

Find out all the most IMPORTANT things there are to know about Sydney.

…Marvel as you are taken places you never dreamed of.
Be amused by the endless staring and attempts to not be seen to be staring.
Have your life forever changed by being in close proximity to Lucas Darklord.

You will meet Lucas Darklord in Martin Place, Sydney, at the intersection with Pitt Street, on the fountain side of the intersection, between 12:15 and 12:30 (midday), Thursday March 10.

The Tour will begin at 12:30 sharp. Do not be late.

The duration of the Tour will be approximately one hour, although, depending on circumstances, it could be longer.
There is provision for additional time or services to be negotiated. This should be discussed at the time.

You will not be required to spend any money, and will not need any specific items or trappings.

You may be given tasks to complete by Lucas Darklord, you will not need any specific Certificates or training to complete these tasks.You will not be required to do anything you do not wish to do.

Devices with which to record your personal experience could be a boon. Exuberance and apparent interest will help you to stand out. You are encouraged to make your own decisions.

“This is certainly not an event to miss.”

“I can’t make it, but I am encouraging all my friends with functioning brains to go. Then I can commit suicide having been informed of exactly what I’ve missed.”

“Heard about some people not going, but they were obviously stupid, so that’s why then.”

“Mr. Darklord refuses our corporate sponsorship. He didn’t want our money.”

“Oh yeah, this is going to be…”

We respectfully request that you invite those that you feel would benefit from this experience, and those that would make excellent corporate lackies and yes-men. Suits not required.

The Crypt Designers Guild is unable to accept any responsibilty for you. Attendance is your choice, and actually nothing to do with us. Occult related prizes are a slight possibility.

All are welcome, at least once.

Tour of Importance on Facebook

Comment or email (subject = “Tour of Importance”) for further information.

The Unlisted

You all know about the, eventually, forthcoming sequel to “The Unlisted”,  “The Pitiless”.

If you don’t, we recommend that you check out The Unlisted.

http://www.archive.org/details/The_Unlisted

Or just listen to the tracks here.

Drama (Intro)

The Unlisted

Gallows and the Shifting Market

Systematic Imcompetence And Corruption

Value

Seal of the Undersold

Ephermeral Dislocated Advantage

Weak to be Led

Suicides of the Greatest of Fires

Rhetoric

Simple Structure Maxim

Stock market Dirge (In Aborium)

Break of Conciousness

Trust in a Brown Paper Bag

Lengthy Illustration (Points Made Clearly)

“The Unlisted is even more insightful and impactful today. Much more than when it was initially released. This is that album EVERYONE has to possess.”

(quote made up)

Thank you.

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The Unlisted is the first in Lucas Darklord’s “Corporate Occult Lore Series”.

Presentation @ Electrofringe 2009

Electrofringe is part of the This Is Not Art festival, held annually in Newcastle (New South Wales, Australia).
Check out the program for This Is Not Art, Electrofringe, and all associated festivals and events.
And Electrofringe via their webpage.
We HIGHLY recommend this festival and suggest that there is definately something for everyone.

This year we bring you the world’s greatest Power Point presentation.

It is going to be intense.

“Time For Corporate Rule”

Presentation Location (in 4d)

Saturday 3 Oct 2009 > 11:00am – 12:00midday

Round Theatrette > Ground Floor, Newcastle University, Corner of Auckland Street and King Street

Presentation Description

Drawing on current events, social phenomena, recent history and preposterous logic, Lucas Darklord’s presentation will be similar in theme to his two previous presentations at ElectroFringe. He will use his mighty powers of corporate presentation and his ultimate corporate ethics to propose a new form of social corporate capitalism and total corporate governance of the world. In Lucas Darklord’s utopia everyone has plenty of leisure time, disposable income, renewable resources to consume, and everyone creates fantastic art for others to engage with.

Lucas Darklord exists as an example of his vision of the future and will demonstrate how everyone can join in the movement to his fantastic new world. The examples and demonstrations that Lucas Darklord gives are his practices as an artist, and will be used to criticise media, arts, and entertainment industries, ideas of ownership, corporations, governments and people.

Includes live performance, the creation of a collaborative work with you, distribution of exciting media and stickers, and all the keys to making money and losing weight and winning at everything. Presented by CDG staff, likely to include (SI) Failed, Brother Agony, Lucas Darklord and Nameless Minions.

Reviews of Our Previous Presentations

“Fuck mate, that was intense.”

“You’ve given me good reason to laugh at other people.”

“That was awesome, I’m off to quit my job and put out my chart topping album. FUCK THE WORLD!”

“You made some good points…”

“It’s all so easy, isn’t it! Wish I’d come to one of your amazing presentations years ago.”

“That bloke I paid hundreds of dollars to listen to was nowhere near as good as you, definately worth thousands of dollars.”

“I was really shocked and disturbed when the Nameless Minion spoke, and is that (SI) Failed a real person, or one of those real doll things?”

Bios for those involved, perhaps

(SI) Failed is possessed by the reformed spirits of the (Situationist International), these dead spirits soon realized that what they had preached and the rhetoric in their previous lives had failed to ignite direct action. They soon became strong supporters of Rehabilitated Illegalism and altered their ideals of Propaganda of the deed. In passive forms of action they’re now practitioners and followers of psychoanalytical theory; subliminal influence, mind control and abusive persuasion as well mysterious powers of sigil phenomenology.

kind of crappy…

Nameless Minions are always handy. We have them do most of our work for us. Except for the important stuff, which we have them do whilst we watch them very carefully. Very carefully. The Namesless Minions that are involved in this presentation have been involved in writing and participating in brutal brain storming sessions which have left many still and static (similar to a PVS, but importantly different – for insurance purposes). Only our finest Nameless Minions have made it this far, and you can expect to see them in flowing white robes, gracefully running about, like horses in slow motion. And whilst to may suckle upon their grace and beauty, you will be amazed by the things they say, and you will find yourself growing beyond the narrow confines of your human existence.

Has red hair though, and a beard…

Brother Agony is a result of the western suburbs of Sydney. He is currently based in the massive Crypt Designers Guild complex in the Blue Mountains. Oldest apparently active member of the Western Suburbs Division of WWADOTC!, still prefers gold bars to modern alternatives. Principle vocaliser for Lucas Darklord, including vocal and flesh based sounds on Lucas Darklord and pernicious sovereign’s recordings, rants and public speeches, and general liaison and social interaction. Brother Agony is a member of the Blue Mountains based monster metal band, Mother Eel, in which he contributes to vocals, makes pointless noise, dances, fills the children with afraid, and triggers samples. He is a Kaos War Monk, but not the Kaos War Monk. His legs aren’t as thin as they should be.

As is obvious, he has low standards.

Crypt Designers Guild is the world’s largest unlisted corporation which offers a range of public services and, we are told, a vast range of undisclosed private services. Founded by CEO Lucas Darklord at an undisclosed point in the past, CDG appears to be primarily a service group with major focuses being releasing experimental, unusual and dark music, the support and promotion of underground social movements, such as alternative sports, activities or arts, provision of advocacy services and maintaining the world’s largest free paranormal investigation collective.

Crypt Designers Guild has been progressively making its services available to the public and hopes to launch 4 major free services over the next two years.

Major staffers at CDG include Lucas Darklord, CEO, commanding corporate tyrant and chair of Brotherhood of Corporate Tyrants, pernicious sovereign, Chief Noise Officer, head of recording and noise production and general misanthrope, Thomas Knox Arnold moral objections, bitching, arts and head of creative, Kontoh, Senior Management, fonts and serious beatings, and Brother Agony, primary deliverer of words and rants, man of the people, afraid small children and spits blessings of beer. These staffers often appear as each other or have another minion appear for them. Will save the world.

Lucas Darklord is said to have been born. He has been sighted hovering near the spirit of a horse, although he denies the existence of such things. He is usually based in the Blue Mountains, and it is from the mountains that he fronts Crypt Designers Guild, the world’s largest unlisted corporation, straddles a multibillion dollar empire, produces most of the music he makes in the multibillion dollar recording facility and sound stages run by pernicious sovereign, oversees various data and transmission capture services, manages advocacy and advice services, launches interdimensional probes and devotes time and money to assisting individuals and groups in understanding paranormal phenomena. He enjoys making and moulding sound most of all. Believes that music and art he makes is for people to hear or see, and as such, releases mainly via free online netlabels.

Lucas Darklord is interested in discussing (where by you are told and you listen) social devices and the ever public nature of society, and specifically ways in which everyone can reclaim themselves by abusing and misusing, manifested as improving, to push people into a new age of corporate thought, reflective states and a form of necrodemocratic antisupernatural hyper-responsibility.

We may post content from the presentation at a later date, although, we may not. You’d better come.

Summoning Circle

This is the summoning circle used in business meetings to summon (but NOT restrain) Lucas Darklord.

We advise that if you use it, you do so with EXTREME caution.

For Summoning, but NOT restraining Lucas Darklord

For Summoning, but NOT restraining Lucas Darklord