Crypt Designers Guild - Corporate Manifestations

The View

The View / Mistress Dread - BOK Darklord

From the forthcoming album, “Lulu”, BOK Darklord (aka Buttress O’Kneel and Lucas Darklord) present The View and Mistress Dread as a super limited digital single.

The works draw exclusively from Lou Reed and Metallica, and reworked and ruinmixed into a new form that both serves as a logical and populist merger of the aforementioned artists, and further proof that anything with Lou Reed sounds like Lou Reed.

BOK Darklord – Lulu
Early 2012

All exclusive. All Lou Reed. All Metallica. All BOK Darklord.

The View – BOK Darklord

Mistress Dread – BOK Darklord

Full tracks, always free.

11.11.11 – Machinoir & Lucas Darklord

11.11.11 by Macinoir & Lucas Darklord

11.11.11 carries an intensity unlike anything before. Machinoir unleashes disembodied voices that carry through Lucas Darklord’s post-apocalyptic landscape. Crushing noise counters complex atmospherics to deliver the most grim recording ever produced.
For this release each artist has produced a single track. The tracks work individually however they are intended to also be listened to simultaneously with 2 stereo systems (4 channels) to give you an entirely different experience.

This world’s last goodbye;

11.11.11

11.11.11 Part 1 – Machinoir

11.11.11 Part 2 – Lucas Darklord

11.11.11 Part 3 – Machinoir & Lucas Darklord

Machinoir & Lucas Darklord’s 11.11.11 is the 70th release on the futuristic virtual record label, Crypt Designers Guild. Perfect listening at high volume, in darkness or minimal light, with minimal external distraction.

The release also comes with two additional pieces of artwork.

Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

Since 2009, Kontoh & Lucas Darklord have been occasionally collaborating and have so far produced three releases.

These are demo recordings of sort, recording experiments.

You can access these recordings via the Crypt Designers Guild collection, or find the individual links below.

X – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

XX – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

xxx EP – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

None of the above ‘releases’ are actual official releases, but work is already under way on the first official release, XXX.

Want a taste right here? iii – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord Taken from the xxx EP.

Kontoh – Pure Platinum

Kontoh - Pure Platinum

Pure Platinum – Kontoh

Continuing in the same tradition as Dinner songs for lovers and Solid Gold,
Kontoh yet again brings another fabulous miracle to the forefront of musical creations.

Pure Platinum.

From the four corners of China comes the unique classic that will scintillate the spices and summon elegant Chinese poetry using sensual, erotic sounds from eastern myths, painted enthusiastically in pointillist expression by several buff, sunburnt gladiators only wearing fluro-green G-strings.
Kontoh, along with long time collaborator, Nakafuki Katsumi, take you through thirty two variations in one subtle, beautiful track.

Kontoh’s Pure Platinum is the fifty eighth (58th) album on the futuristic virtual record label, Crypt Designers Guild.

Music For Everyone.

We love you all.

The INAUGURAL “Tour of Importance” (Sydney)

Announcing the INAUGURAL, Annual Tour of Importance. To be held in Sydney, and conducted by Lucas Darklord, corporate tyrant, and both destroyer and rebirther of all sound.

Thursday March 10, 2011. Sydney CBD. Starts, 12:30.

Find out all the most IMPORTANT things there are to know about Sydney.

…Marvel as you are taken places you never dreamed of.
Be amused by the endless staring and attempts to not be seen to be staring.
Have your life forever changed by being in close proximity to Lucas Darklord.

You will meet Lucas Darklord in Martin Place, Sydney, at the intersection with Pitt Street, on the fountain side of the intersection, between 12:15 and 12:30 (midday), Thursday March 10.

The Tour will begin at 12:30 sharp. Do not be late.

The duration of the Tour will be approximately one hour, although, depending on circumstances, it could be longer.
There is provision for additional time or services to be negotiated. This should be discussed at the time.

You will not be required to spend any money, and will not need any specific items or trappings.

You may be given tasks to complete by Lucas Darklord, you will not need any specific Certificates or training to complete these tasks.You will not be required to do anything you do not wish to do.

Devices with which to record your personal experience could be a boon. Exuberance and apparent interest will help you to stand out. You are encouraged to make your own decisions.

“This is certainly not an event to miss.”

“I can’t make it, but I am encouraging all my friends with functioning brains to go. Then I can commit suicide having been informed of exactly what I’ve missed.”

“Heard about some people not going, but they were obviously stupid, so that’s why then.”

“Mr. Darklord refuses our corporate sponsorship. He didn’t want our money.”

“Oh yeah, this is going to be…”

We respectfully request that you invite those that you feel would benefit from this experience, and those that would make excellent corporate lackies and yes-men. Suits not required.

The Crypt Designers Guild is unable to accept any responsibilty for you. Attendance is your choice, and actually nothing to do with us. Occult related prizes are a slight possibility.

All are welcome, at least once.

Tour of Importance on Facebook

Comment or email (subject = “Tour of Importance”) for further information.

This Ritual was conducted at High Reflections #10 at Serial Space, Sydney in June 2010.

Corporate Manifestations

The View

11.11.11 – Machinoir & Lucas Darklord

Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

Kontoh – Pure Platinum

The INAUGURAL “Tour of Importance” (Sydney)

Black Math – Ritual the Sixth

Black Math – Ritual the Fifth

Black Math – Ritual the Fourth