Here, after so many years, for the first time publically available, you can now gain the amazing benefits of Lucas Darklord’s greatest work of Dark Corporate Motivational Therapy.
The Daily Habit of Successful People
Taken from the CDG archive, “For years all* the world’s most successful people having been enjoying a secret that both bought them success, and allows them to keep it.
Now you too can enjoy this marvelous, wonderous gift to ALL “HUMANKIND”. You grumpy sods.
Now you can have all the success you have always desired. What ever that means to you. You only need to listen to this recording once a day, it is best to do so as you go to sleep. After as little as a week you could notice some amazing results, after a month you would usually have noticed something, and after a solid year, you will definately have noticed fantastic results. The very air you breathe will be laced with precious heavy metals and radioactive dust, metaphorically speaking, of course!
Can you listen to it more than once a day? Does it have to be as you go to sleep? No!! You can listen to it when ever you feel it is required. You can never have enough success, can you?
[The Daily Habit of Successful People has been carefully sculpted by Lucas Darklord, a trained Dark Corporate Motivational Therepy artisan. Improper use may result in pain or lose of currency. No responsibility is accepted by the creator. All freight trains. No coal.]
Should like of success persist, please see your official “The Daily Habit of Successful People Financial Planner”, located just around the corner at a handy location always nearby and ready to help you with all your needs.
Did you know that these A-List celebrities all use The Daily Habit of Successful People? Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Bono, Colin Farrell, Adam Sandler, Matt Preston, Ron Howard… in fact, most names you know, and definately all the important people that constantly feature in those wonderful, golden streams of media such as Hello, Who, E! and so on.
You didn’t think that Madonna got Guy Richie for all those years because she’s Madonna, did you?
We hope you enjoy and benefit greatly from this wonderful release.”
Yes we do.