Crypt Designers Guild is the world’s largest unlisted corporation which offers a range of public services and, we are told, a vast range of undisclosed private services.
Founded by CEO Lucas Darklord at an undisclosed point in the past, CDG appears to be primarily a service group with major focuses being releasing* experimental, unusual and dark music, the support and promotion of underground social movements, such as alternative sports, activities or arts, provision of advocacy services and maintaining the world’s largest free paranormal investigation collective.
Crypt Designers Guild has been progressively making its services available to the public and hopes to launch 4 major free services over the next two years.
Major staffers at CDG include Lucas Darklord, CEO, commanding corporate tyrant and chair of Brotherhood of Corporate Tyrants; pernicious sovereign, Chief Noise Officer, head of recording and noise production and general misanthrope; Thomas Knox Arnold moral objections, bitching, arts and head of creative; Kontoh, Senior Management, fonts and serious beatings; (SI)Failed, technology, trends, reality storage, head thumping and unimportant media relations; and Brother Agony, primary deliverer of words and rants, man of the people, afraiding small children and spits blessings of beer; Nameless Minion, a male favourite, loud, primative, burdened by the emotions of millenium and with only the emotional capacity of a human child of approximately 23 years.
These staffers often appear as each other or have another minion appear for them.
Will save the world.
*Releasing. We aim to “release” sound, art, music. Whilst we do have things you can purchase, or “acquire” for us, we intend to always “release” everything as well. That is, to make it freely available.
As such, our stock is divided to two portions.
Acquirable and Released.
Our Acquirable stocks may, in some cases, proceed its Released version or counterpart. Acquirable stocks will generally be available in limited editions, or in extremely limited special editions. Acquirable stocks provide the benefit of Full Bandwidth Audio, as well as being numbered, certified editions.
Our Released stocks are occasionally held back should there be costs to cover as far as producing a physical version (such as cassette, vinyl, compact disc, wax cylinder). Released stocks may, in some cases, be longer than the Acquirable version, depending on the temporal limitations of the said form of media. Released stocks will usually only be made available as 320kbps mp3 files. We do not wish to make bit rates of lower quality available at this time, although we are happy to consider other compressed formats, should demand indicate that we should.