- Corporate Manifestations

Mother Eel vs NICKELBACK.. and other news

Mother Eel’s vs NICKELBACK has been remastered and reissued for the third time. And this time it’s sounding better than

ever.

More INTENSE. More live.

(Now featuring additional layers from the original recording omitted in previous versions.)

If you thought you’d heard vs NICKELBACK before, you’ll have to think again!!

http://www.archive.org/details/vsNICKELBACK

Also, Mother Eel have a number of new projects in the works. Namely, a live EP recorded in 2011 at The Lewisham Hotel

(this will probably be a free online release, similar to vs NICKELBACK - but with FAR superior sound, and could also be

available as a limited cd) – at this stage with 15 tracks and just short of 40 minutes total duration; we are still finishing off

Total Fucking Svalbard - it could/should be released in 2012; and we’ll be working on a studio follow up to our live EP.. both

loathing filled.. which will serve as a recording experiment towards work on our full length album.

Perhaps a rough timeline is: Live EP, Total Fucking Svalbard, Studio EP, Studio Album.

With some live performances scattered in there somewhere. The live EP could see the dark of voids in early February.

The View

The View / Mistress Dread - BOK Darklord

From the forthcoming album, “Lulu”, BOK Darklord (aka Buttress O’Kneel and Lucas Darklord) present The View and Mistress Dread as a super limited digital single.

The works draw exclusively from Lou Reed and Metallica, and reworked and ruinmixed into a new form that both serves as a logical and populist merger of the aforementioned artists, and further proof that anything with Lou Reed sounds like Lou Reed.

BOK Darklord – Lulu
Early 2012

All exclusive. All Lou Reed. All Metallica. All BOK Darklord.

The View – BOK Darklord

Mistress Dread – BOK Darklord

Full tracks, always free.

11.11.11 – Machinoir & Lucas Darklord

11.11.11 by Macinoir & Lucas Darklord

11.11.11 carries an intensity unlike anything before. Machinoir unleashes disembodied voices that carry through Lucas Darklord’s post-apocalyptic landscape. Crushing noise counters complex atmospherics to deliver the most grim recording ever produced.
For this release each artist has produced a single track. The tracks work individually however they are intended to also be listened to simultaneously with 2 stereo systems (4 channels) to give you an entirely different experience.

This world’s last goodbye;

11.11.11

11.11.11 Part 1 – Machinoir

11.11.11 Part 2 – Lucas Darklord

11.11.11 Part 3 – Machinoir & Lucas Darklord

Machinoir & Lucas Darklord’s 11.11.11 is the 70th release on the futuristic virtual record label, Crypt Designers Guild. Perfect listening at high volume, in darkness or minimal light, with minimal external distraction.

The release also comes with two additional pieces of artwork.

Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

Since 2009, Kontoh & Lucas Darklord have been occasionally collaborating and have so far produced three releases.

These are demo recordings of sort, recording experiments.

You can access these recordings via the Crypt Designers Guild collection, or find the individual links below.

X – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

XX – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

xxx EP – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord

None of the above ‘releases’ are actual official releases, but work is already under way on the first official release, XXX.

Want a taste right here? iii – Kontoh & Lucas Darklord Taken from the xxx EP.

Kontoh – Pure Platinum

Kontoh - Pure Platinum

Pure Platinum – Kontoh

Continuing in the same tradition as Dinner songs for lovers and Solid Gold,
Kontoh yet again brings another fabulous miracle to the forefront of musical creations.

Pure Platinum.

From the four corners of China comes the unique classic that will scintillate the spices and summon elegant Chinese poetry using sensual, erotic sounds from eastern myths, painted enthusiastically in pointillist expression by several buff, sunburnt gladiators only wearing fluro-green G-strings.
Kontoh, along with long time collaborator, Nakafuki Katsumi, take you through thirty two variations in one subtle, beautiful track.

Kontoh’s Pure Platinum is the fifty eighth (58th) album on the futuristic virtual record label, Crypt Designers Guild.

Music For Everyone.

We love you all.

The INAUGURAL “Tour of Importance” (Sydney)

Announcing the INAUGURAL, Annual Tour of Importance. To be held in Sydney, and conducted by Lucas Darklord, corporate tyrant, and both destroyer and rebirther of all sound.

Thursday March 10, 2011. Sydney CBD. Starts, 12:30.

Find out all the most IMPORTANT things there are to know about Sydney.

…Marvel as you are taken places you never dreamed of.
Be amused by the endless staring and attempts to not be seen to be staring.
Have your life forever changed by being in close proximity to Lucas Darklord.

You will meet Lucas Darklord in Martin Place, Sydney, at the intersection with Pitt Street, on the fountain side of the intersection, between 12:15 and 12:30 (midday), Thursday March 10.

The Tour will begin at 12:30 sharp. Do not be late.

The duration of the Tour will be approximately one hour, although, depending on circumstances, it could be longer.
There is provision for additional time or services to be negotiated. This should be discussed at the time.

You will not be required to spend any money, and will not need any specific items or trappings.

You may be given tasks to complete by Lucas Darklord, you will not need any specific Certificates or training to complete these tasks.You will not be required to do anything you do not wish to do.

Devices with which to record your personal experience could be a boon. Exuberance and apparent interest will help you to stand out. You are encouraged to make your own decisions.

“This is certainly not an event to miss.”

“I can’t make it, but I am encouraging all my friends with functioning brains to go. Then I can commit suicide having been informed of exactly what I’ve missed.”

“Heard about some people not going, but they were obviously stupid, so that’s why then.”

“Mr. Darklord refuses our corporate sponsorship. He didn’t want our money.”

“Oh yeah, this is going to be…”

We respectfully request that you invite those that you feel would benefit from this experience, and those that would make excellent corporate lackies and yes-men. Suits not required.

The Crypt Designers Guild is unable to accept any responsibilty for you. Attendance is your choice, and actually nothing to do with us. Occult related prizes are a slight possibility.

All are welcome, at least once.

Tour of Importance on Facebook

Comment or email (subject = “Tour of Importance”) for further information.

…like horses – Lucas Darklord

Released by Alias Frequencies. Posted here for your convenience, please take the time to explore the Alias Frequencies page.

Lucas Darklord's ...like horses

“Isn’t there something in your mind, that says, this is wrong, this is wrong on every level?”

At the time, at the time, it was like… it was…

…like horses, you know?

Comprised of two parts,* …like horses is presented as the ultimate in dark corporate stoner reflective/receptive grinding face core.

Listen to …like horses at maximum volume, as set during the first track. Shifts in density and volume have been tailored to best function at a minimum of 90dB.

…like horses is recommended as perfect for long drives late at night, for community and public radio, for all intoxicated people, for going to sleep, for those days at work, and for ALL human life on the planet.

*Each part is approximately 45 minutes in duration. The first part is made up of tracks 1 to 6, and the second part is tracks 7 to 12. If burning to a cd, or playing as mp3 files, there should be no gaps added between tracks. Silence has been added to the tracks where it is required. Please people; we’ve put time and money into this. Don’t fuck it up now.

Go to Alias Frequencies to find the release, free to download, as either 320kbps mp3, FLAC, or ALAC.

Lucas Darklord – …like horses by Alias Frequencies