We raise the RoofWe raise the Roof
We raise the RoofWe raise the Roof
We raise the RoofWe raise the Roof
We raise the RoofWe raise the Roof
We raise the RoofWe raise the Roof all up in here!
The Stale Beer Stains know how to tear the roof off the mother-sucker.
They bring to you the best of the best in their Third Studio album: Cowboys-love and romance.
Funk and Jazz, distilled down into its rawest form, pulsating with African rock beats will bring you into the line of fire in the non-stop, heart-thumping adrenaline rush.
Turn it on and turn it up high because we are here to fuck you!
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Cowboys – love and romance
High Stakes, Low Interest by Lucas Darklord
The Clinging of Condensed Currency and Manipulation by Lucas Darklord
Staffing Problems and Solutions by Lucas Darklord

Ritual the Second by Black Math
Black Math is a collection of devices for divining the musical potential of sacred and diabolical geometries. Black Math is an atheist and skeptic conducting ritual magic. Ritual the Second is a live recording of a pentagram inscribed in the topology of a feedback network of FM radio transmitters.
This ritual was conducted at the Difficult Music Festival at Sedition, Sydney.
Samuel Bruce is an artist living in Western Sydney whose practice encompasses generative audiovisual abstraction, electronics, a catalogue of garage sale signs, and endurance karaoke.
In The More Conventional Board Room by Lucas Darklord

THIS IS IT PEOPLE!
PATHETIC PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE.
Mother Eel are playing early at this gig, because, as the Greatest, and Most Metal band in the WORLD, we get to do what we want. This isn’t some ego/logo/trend bullshit. This is REAL, HARD, KILLING METAL.
The other bands are probably ok. But come and see Mother Eel, come and FEEL us churn your insides and leave you feeling as if all of existance has become empty and nothing.
This will change your life.
We expect to see you all at The Sandringham Hotel, 387 King St, Newtown in Sydney. Those of you overseas, get your passports in order and buy those tickets. This is NOT an event to miss.
Everything else will fade into pointlessness once you experience the beast that is Mother Eel live.
There is a possibility that Mother Eel will be playing two sets, the first around 5pm and the second around 11pm. This will be confirmed, if possible, as news comes to hand.
Should it be of use to you, here are the times that each of the bands will be on stage.
Rampage——–: 3:20pm-3:55pm
Troldhaugen—–: 4:10pm-4:45pm
Forgery———-:5:00pm-5:35pm
Mother Eel——-:5:50pm-6:25pm
Rampant———: 6:40pm-7:15pm
Synperium——-: 7:30pm-8:05pm
Metal————:8:20pm-9:00pm
Devine Electric—: 9:15pm-10:00pm
Norse————: 10:15pm-11:00pm
Although, as it’s a gig, these times are likely to all be wrong, so make sure you come WELL BEFORE the band you want to see.
And DO NOT FORGET, Mother Eel is the headlining act here, as they are the Greatest Metal band ever, and, infact, the ONLY TRUE AND PURE METAL BAND in the WORLD.
DO NOT MISS THIS.
Cheers.
Ags (for Mother Eel)
..oh, if you must..